Hammer Hero

What happens when Hammer Hero visits

Hammer Hero arrives with a thunderous entrance and a hammer nobody else can lift, or so he keeps insisting. A “worthy” strength challenge (everybody’s worthy, obviously), a thunder-and-lightning sound-effects game, and a training montage set to the loudest music available.

He takes himself very seriously and finds this endlessly funny when nobody else does, which is exactly the joke. It all ends with a hammer-raised Happy Birthday and a team photo, poses mandatory.

Tell us the birthday child’s favourite kind of power and we’ll build the training around it.